Christoper Carfi offers an all purpose corporate press release.
[Company name], a [noted | leading | large] provider of [insert industry name here] solutions is [happy | pleased | thrilled] to announce [a new customer | a new product].
[Paragraph with lame details here]
[Paragraph with glowing quote from executive here that was written by someone else]
[Paragraph with contrived quote from a customer here, that was written by someone else]
[Paragraph from a “Noted Industry Analyst”